Ode to French Bread (…yes, an entirely frivolous post..)

On our first morning here in France, I set off for the village boulangerie/patisserie to buy pain au chocolat.

Our local bakery is a small, plain shop, but it smells amazing. There are baguettes, boules, loaves of heartier ‘country’ bread, and at one side a display case with half a dozen different types of treats: plain croissants, almond croissants, sugary Viennoises, folded apple pastries, pepitos filled with both chocolate chips and a sort of custard cream. Twice a week they make their own pizza. Plus, alongside the street-facing window they keep large jars of bonbons for children. It’s open seven days a week. All this, for a village of 1,500 people.

That first morning, I bought my pain au chocolat and a baguette, and walked the ten minutes back home. It was delicious. The taste was more buttery than the versions I’ve bought most recently in the USA. But I can’t say it was exquisite. It seemed a little dry. Perhaps a “real” pain au chocolat has more emphasis on the croissant-like base than the chocolate. Or maybe it’s not the local specialty. (I plan to try a few more in Paris to find out).

However….the baguette was excellent. It’s white bread, with perfect texture and an amazing taste. The ingredients are simple: flour, yeast, water, salt. The French just get it right. Plus one baguette costs 0.9Euros, just over $1.

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Gaston helping with the morning bread run

 

 

(I should explain that I really like good bread. For years, I spent the occasional idle moment pondering an imaginary dilemma of having to give up either potatoes – yes, crispy roast potatoes, those malt vinegar-soaked English chips/fries, the lot – or bread. I couldn’t decide. Fairly recently, bread won out. A weighty question, I know…)

I had a conversation about French bread with our landlady (a fantastic mother-of-two who has combined hands-on wheat-farming with renovating the lower buildings surrounding the 700-year-old tower, alongside her husband…surely the ultimate DIY project). She was visibly shocked that someone would charge $6/7 for a loaf of bread (yes, that’s what bread with simple ingredients costs in Spokane).

I wondered aloud why French bread is so good.  “Once when I was in England I tried to make my usual crepes,” she told me. “They were completely different. I think the flour is not the same.” So, perhaps that’s what makes the difference.

In any case, we’re now buying fresh baguettes every day. Two baguettes, most days. (Often the children and I eat almost a whole one during the walk home – at least, once we’re clear of the village center. So far, I have not seen the French villagers eating or drinking at all in the street. Interesting cultural difference… Munching on chunks of bread would definitely feel indecorous.)

Even one day later, the bread has gone a little stale. One morning I gave our kids a French-style children’s breakfast: a bowl of hot chocolate into which you can dip your slices of leftover baguette. Roman loved it, Victoria was quietly enthusiastic, Conrad said it was “too chocolately” (weird, since he’s definitely my son…), and Gaston mysteriously poured the entire bowl of hot chocolate over the table. Not ideal before school. (Note: more news on French school soon!)

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Roman, family chocoholic

Last weekend I went to buy our baguettes in the late morning, and the lady serving me in the bakery shook her head. “They are finished now,” she told me. “Perhaps the half baguette?”

Well, we’d have managed, but at that moment her colleague emerged from the back room with her arms full of fresh baguettes. “Ah!” the shop assistant exclaimed. “More are just ready!” It was like a bread-lover’s French boulangerie fantasy come true. The bread was straight from the oven, almost too hot to hold. Crunchy on the outside, near-steaming on the inside.

The baguettes were still warm when I got back to the house, and I took my bread and butter (and coffee) upstairs to the master bedroom to enjoy the best view in the house. Bon appetit!

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Master bedroom window with a view

Paris is always a good idea! (even with kids?)

So, the day has come! Our family is about to leave the USA to spend autumn in France.

We’re staying in a small village in Champagne country, east of Paris. There weren’t many choices for furnished houses with three bedrooms in the area. Fortunately, we found a pretty house at the base of a dramatic stone 14th century tower, the “donjon”. Of course, all smart people choose places to stay based on proximity to centuries-old, ruined castles.

Michael will be teaching two courses at a French university (a politically focused university, distinguished as President Macron’s alma mater), on the Paris and Reims campuses . The rest of the time, we’ll all be broadening our horizons, practicing our French, and learning about a different culture. Or more likely, we’ll be struggling with the same utter chaos and frustration of raising young, willful children, in a much smaller house with less family support and fewer distractions (but with wayyyyy better bread).

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Yes, I’ll be taking these four on a long haul flight, on my own…

In any case, adventure awaits! Many questions about the trip remain unanswered. Here are perhaps my top four:

    1. How we’ll cope with downsizing our home by three quarters: We’re used to a 4,000sq ft house. This house is 1,000 sq ft. It will be a lot cozier. On top of that, we’ll have epically fewer toys. Will it be a nightmare of antsy, trapped kids? Or will it somehow be better? After all, simplifying your life is all the fashion these days…
    2. How the kids will manage at a French school (no, they do not speak French..) Perhaps it’ll be misery all around and I’ll end up home-schooling them (preferably not – probably not my strong point). Or they’ll muddle through, learn some French and have an awesome time playing football at recess/breaktime. Hopefully…
    3. How we’ll survive Sunday mass in a French village church: We truly do our best, but we’ve long accepted that one of our family’s roles in the church community is making other parents feel good about their children’s behavior during mass. Some highlights from back at home:
      • The “three child sandwich”, performed on Christmas Eve in the front pew;
      • Gaston (aged one, last year) getting his head between the side chapel railings before communion. He was crouched there hollering, and for some reason I couldn’t get his head out. It took me a few moments to figure out that the railings were tapered, and I had to slide him back upwards to extract him;
      • Gaston (yes, again) starting mass by repeatedly shouting “DOUGHNUTS! I WANT DOUGHNUTS!” Doughnuts are often served after mass. Gaston disagreed with the order of proceedings.

    I imagine French children being both gentle and obedient. We will see…

    4.  Last but not least, what happens if you eat pain au chocolat every day for three months? Do you end up a little sick, more “curvy”, or simply very contented? I would not want to presuppose the answer. I’ll let you know. I do really like pain au chocolat.

One point on which I’m certain: my solo flight to Paris (via London) with four children (6,4,3,2 years) is going to be torturous. (Mike left a couple of days ago). Two children cannot fit on one lap. They’ll get increasingly tired. But once we’re in the air they can’t throw us off the plane, so I guess we’ll get there in the end!

A bientôt, la France!